its a GIRL folksPosted: November 9, 2011
dear daughter girl,
what a day, im so A.D.H.D that if i dont write this down now ill never remember how it went.
picture it, durban 2011, the 9th day of the second to last month of that year. your mother and i had to leave a very busy cafe to have the 22 week scan (its some larney scan where they can tell if your feet are webbed and if you spin is on the outside, hectic shit) so we had to go and it was also the scan that would tell us if you had a willy or a rosebud. on arriving we saw the doctors name on the door and the fear covered me like global warming….
so dr bhorat has this machine that looks like the control panel from the starship enterprise, its very cool. bhorat is the perfect name for this dude he is the funkiest most chilled doctor/gynea/person ever. when he asked your mom to unbutton her jeans i nearly slapped him.
now i know doctors are clever but this oke clear is cleverierererer than most, and has a wicked sense of humour. when i asked “is this the tube the food comes down for the baby” and pointed to a squiggle on the screen he said “no the baby isnt eating food or you would see the mcdonalds arch” the oke actually said that….then he squirted kyjelly all over my wife.
when bhorat said you were a girl i got all teary and emotional, thought i was too soft till i told your granma….she is still crying i think (you are scheduled to be born on her birthday, freaky hey).
we went straight to baby city and brought more eco nappies for you, your mom got you some things for your room (turns out the big inflatable penguin i found wont fit into the colour scheme).
we love you madly girl….