new open times if the world ends tomorow.

dear loyal customers who are about to die,

the opening times are very simple, if the world ends tomorow as predicted then we will be closed for the day.

lets be kinder to the planet next time hey folks

good news is… ill open another coffee shop in he next life. thats right we will call it “apocoliptic cafe” and i wont make the same mistakes as this time round i.e. we will not stock decaff, it will be a kid free zone, non smoking,  and ill only hire ex-hooters girls.

thanx for the loyal support and not going to “mugg and bean” sorry you will all be dead this time tomorow…but think of the memories we have.

we are expecting a last minute rush today jus before we close so get here early.

love you and see you at the new shop

juddy-will-be-in-this-cafe-until-the-end-like-some-brave-captain-who-goes-down-with-his-ship-poo

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5 Comments on “new open times if the world ends tomorow.”

  1. Glen Surtees says:

    Why don’t you stay open and be the restaurant at the end of the universe?

  2. Christo says:

    So can i bring 10 friends in later and pay you on monday?i am short of cash as im going to hire a ferarri and crash it into a tree.

  3. villy vill check says:

    So the ride for Sunday is off?

  4. Theresa says:

    Yip! Time to max out the credit cards! Have a huge dinner party tonight and not worry about the dishes!!!!!!!!!!

  5. michele says:

    LOL and you spelt tomorrow wrong…