100% of non smokers die…factPosted: May 17, 2011
dear guilty party,
i once heard a cigarette rep tell some pain in the arse, winey girl who was complaining about the negative effects of smoking blah blah blah, that 100% of non smokers die…very true.
i dont care if you smoke, i dont care about your long term health, i aint your dad or mom…im just your friendly cafe waiter im only in this industry for another 5 years then im getting a piece of land somewhere close to a mountain bike track.
truth be told i even have a little twack now and then when im all boozed up and feeling funky….so whats the point of this post i hear you ask through the lines on the interweb (below is me angry, its rare that i get like this but im ready to blow…my top, blow my top)
this does not apply to every one, just the cafe regular/regulars who smoke and then puts his/her ciggies out in my garden cause bru that makes you a shcmuck of the worst kind. why are you doing that, what the fuck is going through your head when you lean over to put your cigarette butt out in a garden teaming with butterflies, honestly id love to know….some thing in your thick (yes i called a paying customer thick…as in lenny from” mice and men”) skull must be miss firing. thats my herbs, veg and garnish for an eco cafe you bloody ape freak monkey slut. imagine i came to your house and put a few cigarettes out in your fridge or pantry?
for 3 years and 8 months now we`ve been working on our gardens, seasonally planting and harvesting most of our salad needs, its very rewarding and saves me a hellva lot of money and our special chilli sauce is made fresh weekly from this garden not to mention our pesto sauce which is in many of our dishes…..
im not a very religious man but if there is a God id like him to let me catch you cause ill name and shame you like those guys who pick up prostitutes and the comunity puts their faces in the paper…oh ill do it china, watch me. so please be warned if i see one more butt in my gardens ill make this cafe non-smoking…harsh, maybe. sure we may lose a few customers and even my wife will have to smoke on the pavemnet,but we cant keep putting this much effort into our gardens and you keep acting like a dick…..as my head master said to me and now i say to you THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING DIP SHIT (my head master didnt say dip shit, but i think it works nicely in there for effect hey).