Osarmie Bin LadenPosted: May 2, 2011
dear people who are still alive,
its with a heavy heart that i announce the death of a great leader Oasama Bin Laden.
it took just 10 short years for the most advanced state of the art, most technologically savy super power to track down one man with an A.K.47. im mean really America, dont make movies like “eagle eye” and “enemy of the state” infact dont even make a Rambo 9 if it takes you as a nation so long to find the guy that suppsedly killed 3000 of your fellow americans.
anywho…in memory of a man who has killed more people than small pox, we would love to present the world/durban with the Osarmie Bin Laden…tah daaa
this sarmie, to end all sarmies, is only available today. and is my little brain child (although my wife had to research the recipe on the google machine) its a subtle blend of hormone free lamb, juicy apricots (no not out of a tin damit) fresh mint from the garden out back and a giant wholewheat ciabatta, ahh folks its a master piece of love and lamb.
like al qaeda, there is only a limited amount and when they run out there will not be another sarmie/cell to take its place.
the cafe will be blowing up (tee hee) today hurry to get your limited edition terrorist inspired sarmie, i wanted them to be strapped around the waiters waists like a bomb…but the wife said no(wet blanket)