the royal wedding (with the high carbon footprint)

dear regulars who care about the planet,

every nite my wife says size doesnt matter...but with bangers and mash, it does.

in celebration of the royal wedding that will have a very negative impact on our planet (think about just the flowers being cut for this bash) we here at the cafe will offset their carbon footprint with a veg bangers and mash (yes ill have a hormone free piggy version) and a sustainable fish and chips special today….who is your daddy hey.

crispy beer batter coating....oh la laa

 

please all come here for lunch so we can reverse this tragic events impact on our world.

yours in planet loving

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