soup kitchen opening in glenwood today

dear homeless folks and regulars,

due to the weather and our amazing foresight, the friendly corner cafe will be making an award winning “French Onion Soup” please note that we will not harm any french men or women whilst making this soup but we will hack the hell out of a few onions make no mistake.

ive just sampled the goods and you dont get to my size without having a basic understanding of whats good (food wise) and this soup will have you begging for more….soup, i mean. you will want to bathe in its warmth and rest your head on its white cheddar covered baguette pillow.

yours in souper stuff


taken off google images we dont even have those types of bowls, but u get the point hey