Dear Santa poo poo,

Sorry chubby old friend, but my customers are using me as a go-between they want me to ask you questions and are afraid that it will impact negatively on their gifts this year. I told them that you wouldn’t mind, hope I havent over stepped the mark, some of the questions are hard hitting so just skip them if you don’t want to answer. Here goes.

  • Has the constant cold weather had an adverse effect on your “jingle bells” and thats why you don’t have kids?
  • when the silly season winds down, do you go to warmer destination for a break?
  • on the 24 th December when you are delivering all the present, where do you and the reindeer go to the toilet?
  • if no cookies have been left out for you, do you go through the kitchen cupboards?
  • have you ever been with an elf?

If you could email me back the answers I can let all the folks here know.

Thanx you giant jolly bundle of joy.
Juddy-santas-little-go-between-poo

P.s. Ive already got my bike. So I’m thinking accessories, riding gloves etc

santa sarmie with his wife and sister inlaw

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2 Comments on “Dear Santa poo poo,”

  1. villy vill check says:

    Sorry to break the news… but Santa does not exist…