I Got a f*@#ing cool bike from santa.Posted: November 23, 2010
Ever since i turned pro ive been teased and laughed at in the jungles of Giba for having a girls bike and as a result ive been saving away for months, and yesterday was the day i got my pride and joy Alfred (bruce waynes butler).
I had to take the wife as she wont allow me to spend without her being present, lucky she came with as i saw a few other items that grabbed my fancy.
I aint as simple as walking in choosing the bike and walking out…oh no when you go pro (as i have just done with this purchase) they set the bike up according to your weight, height, length of leg etc etc etc…its the one time you should never lie about your weight.
If you come to the cafe and its closed you know where to find me folks, ill be flying down the back of the wind wearing nothing but tights and a smile.
Sorry but ive put the cappuccino`s up to R39 each to pay off the bike, but its just until its paid off then ill drop it again.
Thanx for my bike folks, please ask me if you want to see him he will be in the van.
I love my alfred.