Due to the economic recession i wont be giving away free coffee cards, sorry. I just wanted hits on my blog.Posted: October 6, 2010
Nah, me make a joke. I`ll stick to my word (i only hope that the top 3 live in Knysna or Mietjiesfontein so that you don’t come in too often).
Well done, first place with 42% goes to Barney the purple dinosaur who will never be allowed to take part in our poll again cause he has too many friends, second with 33% is Christy with her government funded gym that saves money & energy but eats into my profits, and 3rd place goes to Rachel with 11% of the votes for her eco friendly living ideas that will impact directly on my wife’s Christmas presents.
Ahh, hell I’m in so much financial poo after these cards hit the scene i might as well throw in free coffee for the other 3 runner upper people…just till the end of the week.
Please can all six of you come in to collect your prizes, I’m dying to meet the people who have taken money out of my kids mouth (joking, i can’t have kids since the “accident”)
On a serious note, shit folks nice response. great to see the corner cafe isn’t alone in it’s quest to be eco superhereos. TwoSlice (the brains behind this blog, I’m just the bad spelling guy) and i have been blown away with all the emails and hits this blog has received (over a thousand this month, and its only the 5th china`s) (do you guys get annoyed when i use the brackets so much) (you can tell me) (i wont take offense) (honest).
I love you all equally (except the top 3)
P.S. a lot of you are asking who is ‘TwoSlice’ and why is he named that. He is just a guy who walked into the cafe with a set of skills i lack, he can type with both hands at once, he can copy and paste like a mamba & knows lots about the google button on the internet machine (his wife also left him for some ad agency guy, but he has put that aside and is looking for a good Christian girl). When his wife ran away he lost a lot of weight and he only ever ate two slices of his pizza, the staff and i used to call him TwoSlice because we never knew his name and it just stuck.