I’m thinking of reversing global warming on Monday.Posted: September 27, 2010 | |
So scientists are all agreeing that a sure way to reverse this “global warming thingy” would be for all mankind to stop eating meat, its due to all the water used to produce piggy’s, moo cows etc aswell as all the methane they give off & the big one is the amount of oil used in producing the feed for those little fart factories.
Don’t get me wrong i like meat, I act like a rabid dog around a nice fillet, in fact ive got a problem with meat, i could eat a chicken flatty on a salami pizza, topped with a sirloin and drenched in a prawn and chorizo sauce.(shit maybe this global warming thing is my fault).
My question to you folks, and our first Monday poll, is can i make the cafe meat free for one day a week?
Just Mondays, thats it i promise, still yummy scrambie eggys with grilled mushies, eggs benedict with fresh slices of tomato instead of bacon, and that welsh rabbit(hows that bad boy hey). And lunch will still see a wide selection of sarmies and salads as well as some funky veg specials i.e. pesto penne or giant quiches with sundried tomato`s blah blah blah.
But we need to stick together in this fight, we need to unite reduce these giant farting bovine. Ill take the risk of losing a few customers if the vote goes the right way(there will always be some guy who`s red meat must be in 3 meals a day.)
I need a majority win here folks, help me help the planet. I’m ok i wont have kids but your kids will have to dress like Homer Simpson at work just to play in the park, the next generation laundry will only take 3mins to dry on the line & if you live 20km inland you will have beachfront property, imagine surfing in front of the Sanlam Centre.
I promise to make “Meat free Mondays” a culinary delight if you vote for it. Its one bloody day, pull your thumb at your butt and save the planet.