I came, i saw, i cultured.Posted: August 18, 2010
fantastic night folks, art exhibitions are not silly and normal people can go. last night was an eye opener, the pieces(i got the lingo down hey) were really interesting, i think i was expecting huge canvases with paint thrown over it or like sunsets or boring shit and then id have to write this coloumn as a huge lie, but hell now folks durban has some very talented kids (i even walked around the gallery twice). the best thing was the crowds vibe, the wife and i sat down at a table of rappers, actors,dancers,graffiti artists & performers and told them about me being as cultured as the salad valley at spur and they all offered to help on my road to cultural salvation(its already starting, see how i sound more enlightened)
i also did an indepth interview with richard hart
juddy poo:- how do you take your coffee?
richy poo:- i dont drink coffee my wife does.
juddy poo:-which is your favourite piece?
richy poo:- my cod piece
juddy poo:- can i have a free artwork from you?
richy poo:- no
folks you are witnessing the metamorphisis from artistcally challenged to what i hope will be my awakening(release the cracken)
i took my little note pad(nancy drew i know) and my new friends gave me pages of upcoming events from book launches to club openings.
finally the little blonde with lip ring and the ladders in her stockings….nice.